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Feb 26
Feb 26 January 2021 Metal Tier List

Drew Petriello
Metal Tier List

I’ve listened to about twenty releases from January and I thought to myself, you know what would be fun? A goddamn tier list.

Feb 15
Feb 15 How to Feel Time

Drew Petriello
Drew Spew

Time sure has been going by quickly, huh? It’s not just a case of Quarantine Brain for me, although that certainly isn’t helping.

Jan 15
Jan 15 I Was Promised a Better Apocalypse

Drew Petriello
Drew Spew

I mean what the hell is this bullshit? I demand another.

Dec 4
Dec 4 Thwacking Snot-Nosed Brats, or How Klexel Met Billy

Drew Petriello
Short Fiction

When Billy was in his old age and all of the brats had been thwacked, Klexel, a little green goblin, said to Billy: “Zekpeddel me. I’m going to miss you, bud. But my job here is done.”

“All that thwacking…” Billy said, leaning back in a recliner, flickering TV lights playing colors across his face, “…and yet… I still feel empty.”

Nov 30
Nov 30 Holidays aren't Special, No Days are Special

Drew Petriello
Drew Spew

Holidays mean a lot as a kid since, wow! Doing these things only once a year? Man, that's such a long time!

Jul 18
Jul 18 Notes from Inside a Dying Empire

Drew Petriello
Drew Spew

I wake up feeling like a cage has come down around my insides and is squeezing… squeezing…

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