People who identify as full extroverts/introverts (and we know which of the two is most likely to loudly proclaim their allegiance) have always seemed like weird outer space people from the Certainty Nebula to me.
People who identify as full extroverts/introverts (and we know which of the two is most likely to loudly proclaim their allegiance) have always seemed like weird outer space people from the Certainty Nebula to me.
What? I think too much? No I’ve never… who told you that? Those people must be dirty communists who hate freedom.
Whatever your reason, you’re here because you desire some solace from existential turmoil. It’s keeping you from really giving those spreadsheets at work what for.
This is not a “pity me” story. Depending on your personality, I imagine you will have read the title of this post and either gotten out a handkerchief to weep into or a garrote wire to… well, garrote me with.
Neither will be necessary, thank you very much.
5:00 - Wake up, feeling terror for no particular reason
5:00-6:00 - Attempt to wake self up and fall asleep at the same time. Become paralyzed
6:00 - Make bagel